An older gent with horn-rimmed frames and a thick wool coat ambles by, and stops suddenly. He fixes his gaze on one, and then the other. No one else stops, but this cat is frozen. "You know what happens if you keep smoking those cigarettes?," he asked with a stern look that seemed to suggest he may have been a doctor in a past life and that a lecture was in order.
"Big trouble," one of us said bracing for the conversation we didn't want to have.
"Cancer," said the other, trying to appease this man who was taking time out of his day to speak with the miscreants of his town.
"No!," the man bellowed for the whole block to hear. "They make your dick bigger!," and as quickly as he appeared he left waltzing down the street.